HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!


You may be wondering what’s up with my new theme. Well, I can’t help it..I am a pink lover! Someone once told me, “you’re such a girl!” and I kind of felt conscious about it but really there’s nothing wrong with loving all things bright and pretty! 🙂

I turn 24 today. Nothing special about the day except that I’m in bed feeling comfy and warm and its raining outside. I am still in my pyjamas sitting in bed with a plate of under-cooked pancakes, bananas, a glass strawberry juice and vodka. Not a great way to celebrate a birthday but I am loving it! It’s like I just learnt to enjoy my own company.

Someone once said, “true laziness is when you get excited over cancelled plans.”  That may be true. I have been hibernating over the past 2 months while waiting for call backs from interviews I have had. And while hibernating and having all the time to myself I have come to learn a few thing about me that I didn’t even know!! According to this personality test I did for one of my interviews I found out that I am a Harmonizer 😀 This is kind of strange because I have always termed myself a fighter!

So finally  I hit 24! There are a lot of things I previously wanted to achieve by now but life has taught me to let things happen at their own time. There’s no hurry in Africa! (LOL, that statement is just stupid). But anyhow, I am happy and grateful to God for all that I have now and for the ones that will come.

I am glad I finally understand who I am, where I want to go and I am seeking a balanced life. I value long lasting friendships and I prefer routine and security to risk and uncertainty. I am a little bit of an over-achiever; I view the glass as half empty and prefer to be realistic and well grounded. My family is my greatest source of strength and inspiration. I have the tendency to get disinterested and dismissive of unfamiliar things but at 24 I will take control and commit to things I have considered boring in the past as I indulge in my passions. When it comes to love I have learnt that I am a dumb-ass…but who knows, with time I will be wiser in choosing who I date…if not, I have my entire family to help me separate the wheat from the chaff. I still love shopping! I am not growing out of it any time soon. It doesn’t matter if I am 24 or 54…If the resources are available, damn straight I will shop! And I will indulge in a shopping trip whenever the mood strikes!

I like to treat myself well every now and then. I have a passion for fashion and enjoy expressing myself in a different way everyday. I started working out…and I don’t mean going to the gym. I jog around the estate every morning, go swimming at-least twice a week and dance like a crazy person when I am alone in the house. But in all honesty, all this activities just leave me hungry and I end up eating more than I would have if I din’t exercise so maybe I should just keep calm and let nature take its course. The true mark of success is having a stable job, a happy home and great friends.

All in all, An African woman does not age, she matures like wine with time…so, yeah…happy birthday to me 🙂

…of small people and Big egos


Bullied*

That’s how I have felt for the past few months.

Someone once said “black people don’t need to go to therapy, they just need to go to church!” Well, I have to say while dealing with my abusive boss I came so close to needing a therapist seeing as I had no one to report my grievances to therefore hopelessness and depression were my best friends.

I contemplated quitting for months but we all worry about being ‘a disappointment’ to our parents so I stayed on. But finally, I had to make a decision and consider the consequences. I quit. No one is inclined to stay in an abusive relationship…be it work related or personal. I am the kind of person who has no problem doing any kind of job just to make a living (even waiting tables) but a line has to be drawn somewhere because bullying just doesn’t cut it.

I have been reading ‘The Use & Abuse of Office Politics‘ by Mark Holden and I have learnt one or two things about surviving and thriving in the corporate jungle. I love what I do and I intend the go further in my career. It’s unfortunate that all the while I had been working for a VERY SMALL organization that had no regard for employee welfare. Office politics i.e bullying was pushed under the rag leaving employees with only two viable options;

  • Quit and find work somewhere else
  • Throw yourself in front of a moving train and end your misery

I do agree that office politic is necessary to some extent but Diplomacy is the best way to go.

I have felt alone and misunderstood in trying to deal with all the underlying issues that I somehow learnt (naturally) the survival tactics of dealing with traumatic events without letting out my true feelings. One thing I have learnt from all this is, “don’t judge someone’s choices if you don’t understand their reasons”

Good and honest people get hurt by the manipulation of office politics which often destroys self esteem, confidence, performance and significantly career. According to Mark Holden there are 3 groups of people involved in office politics;

1) The Androids;- They are the people who come to work, do what they need to do, do it well, go home and get on with their lives and other interests. They are usually;

  • Quiet
  • Reliable
  • Have limited ideas or input
  • Have a small group of friends
  • Unambitious and often have outside interests

2) The streetwise (and this is where I belong);- it may look like these people are just happy to work and live but really, they are silently ambitious. They achieve their goals by aligning with the goals of others. They are generally;

  • Competent
  • Supportive
  • Co-operative
  • Generally well liked and sociable
  • Have wide networks of contacts

3) The hustlers (the kind I have been running from) ;- these are the organizational merchants who peddle stories, rumours and miss information all with the goal of self promotion. It is characteristic of sanguine personality types who may seem friendly and charming at first until you get to interact more with them. They are always looking for an angle that will gain them advantage; always sucking up and putting others down. They are generally;

  • Manipulative
  • Coercive
  • Bullies
  • Self centered
  • Controlling
  • Egotistical
  • Unenthusiastic towards the success of others

Its is the hustlers that make life miserable, causing stress and tension for everyone who work with them; directly of indirectly. According to a questionnaire I filled out…it was identified that the level of politics in my workplace was at 70 which meant ‘strong undercurrents of negative politics that made the work environment uncomfortable’ characterised by;

  • Little social interaction
  • Self interest and focus on individual tasks
  • Constant confrontation and by constant confrontation I mean ‘daily morning confrontations’
  • Constant suspicion
  • Personal agendas
  • Disregard for individual success
Life is too short to confine yourself to a toxic work environment.
Being successful is not about stepping on other people. It is about working hard for what you want and knowing when to stand up for what you deserve. It is not about demoralizing others but self- empowerment. It is not about being arrogant but displaying your confidence and intellect as a badge of pride. It is not by asserting superiority or self entitlement but recognizing your own worth and value. So if you feel you have to bully people in order to control them them I’m sorry to say you have failed as a leader.

 

Post-Holiday Jitters


Hope everyone had a lovely Easter.

I had time to relax and catch up on some much needed sleep…and am back to work 😦 Anyhow, my week has started off on a good note. Four work-days this week and just two more days to Friday. I’m having fun, things are going well (I suppose) but deep down I don’t know what the hell is going on with my life or how things going to be like five years down the line. I’m in a total state of confusion.

This is my career…

This is my love life…

And this is what I’m doing until life starts to make sense

 

 

Use of Sarcasm as a coping mechanism 2


I am a frustrated employee. So frustrated it has reached a point I could blow off and loose it. But I am not going to do that, I am going to disguise my bitterness with sarcastic replies. I’m still in control of my life, I just dont know how to read people’s minds. Hypothetically that is part of my ‘job description’ but it beats me. Just this morning, I was gratified by my new ability to be able to answer questions promptly as often required of me, I said I dint know…and that is where the trouble begun.

You know you are unhappy at work when you arrive at the office every morning scared as sh*t because you know what’s coming at you. As a result you look for every excuse to have ‘alone time’ so as to avoid coming into contact with your boss and generally procrastinating things because of the emotional distress you know you will have to deal with. Its not healthy. I have ‘the more the merrier‘ attitude so I prefer to get lost in the crowd whenever I’m too tired to deal with issues. However, I work for a small firm where its my duty to practically take care of everything..which means I cant run away from my ‘problem’. So I have to find a way of coping, I just dont know how at the moment.

THESE ARE THE COMMON SIGNS OF UNHAPPINESS AT WORK

Spending Sunday night worrying about Monday morning: I never sleep well on Sunday night because I’m worried about going to work on Monday morning. My job is very stressful so I always have to prepare myself for the psychological torture well before Monday morning.

Focus on the money: If you don’t like your job, you will mostly focus on the salary and perks. When we’re unhappy at work we get a lot more competitive. Its simple, when work doesnt give us happiness and enjoyment we want ot get something else out of it and what else is there but good compensation?

Countdown to after-hours: You know you are unhappy when the first thing you do in the morning is calculate the number of hours until you can leave the office. Ironically, this makes the work day feel even longer.

No friends at work: This speaks for itself. Woo unto those who work in a Company with only two employees and one of them being the boss, which simply means no-one to socialize with apart from your work load. Studies show that workplace engagement is one of the factors that predict happiness at work. I pre-occupy myself with planning for after-work activities that way looking forward to dealing with people who don’t suck the energy out of me. It’s actually good to have people to talk to about the chaos at your workplace…this is not the case for people working in small firms.

You dont care about anything: Things can go well or they can go bad for your workplace, either way you dont really give a damn. This is the point I have reached, doing my work mechanically and letting go of any emotional attachment to my workplace. I’m way too de-motivated to even care what happens, I’m just expecting the worse.  When you’re unhappy you care mostly about yourself and not so much about the workplace…I mean, what value to I get at the end of the day apart from constant criticism.

Small things bug you: Small annoyances become irritating i.e someone taking the last coffee without brewing a new pot, loud bickering or even someone sitting on your chair! Once the life and motivation has gone out of you, You become cynical, tired, uncreative, negative, depressed, stressed or even sick! When you are unhappy you have much thinner skin and a short fuse, it takes a lot less to annoy you.

When one is unhappy at work you are prone to experience physical stress symptoms. Many people think that sometimes you’ve just got to STFU and take the sucky job because you need the money. Its unfortunate for an economy like ours that bosses dictate and bully employees because they have the power…at times its OK to stand up for yourself. Leaving a bad job may cost you some money but what will keeping it cost you?

The risk of being fired is the biggest axe a manager holds over employees heads. A boss may be unpleasant(but of-course they all delude themselves that they are the most pleasant persons to work with), always complains and never acknowledges a job well done. People live in fear of being fired and therefore they tend to;

  • Take crap
  • Accept bullying and harassment
  • Mask their real personalities
  • Hide their real opinions
  • Accept low/ unfair salaries and horrible working conditions
  • Kiss ass
  • Avoid complaining about any problems they see

It is especially hard working for an Ego Maniac. These are the kind of bosses who initially appear charismatic, kind and understanding but get to work more with them and you will get enough crap to write a damn book! They have unrealistically high standards and end up focussing on details  and small stuff to even see the big picture. They come across as fussy and hyper-critical and find it much easier to criticize even tiny faults in others than praise exceptional performance. Its good to work for an over-achiever on the grounds that you will learn alot from them but  some bosses just take it too far. They can never be wrong. Try telling them until you’re sore in the face but they will still disregard you on the basis of ‘a person of my calibre cant do that‘. At times I believe they need to see a doctor and get professional help on how to take it easy. They are so sure of their own talents they often have a huge sence of entitlement. After all, they are perfect, so why shouldn’t they be treated differently from everyone else? The rules that apply to others simply dont apply to them- atleast in their own minds. Honestly, they are self-absorbed, highly opinionated and total pains to work with because they think they are never wrong. Their way of doing things has to be the right, right? Unfortunately the rest of us just see them as crazy bosses with little grasp on reality.

I have spent sleepless nights tossing and turning, thinking of how best to deal with difficult people and I have come to the conclusion that we simply cant. The best bet we have is setting boundaries (which obviously they don’t respect) or ignoring them which is totally impossible when dealing with a micro-manager. So I withdraw emotionally and use sarcasm as a coping mechanism. This morning I was told “you don’t want to take responsibility for your actions because you’re protecting your ego” and I said “I dint even know I had an ego in the first place. Thanks for pointing that out, there wont be a repeat of the same, how stupid of me!.” All the while I knew my ego had nothing to do with it because I couldn’t care less about my status, I am just here for the money. Anyway, I deal with difficult people by letting them think they are right when in reality I think they’re overly crazy and need professional help.

Workplace bullying is here to stay, we just have to find ways to avoid all the drama and the people that cause it. But at-least I get to learn how NOT to treat employees from all this crazy encounters in my workplace, so I would make a good boss one day 🙂

Happy 2012!


Happy New Year!

I have been quite un-inspired this festive season am starting to think my driving force behind writing this blog is dead. Anyway, a new year means new things and I certainly do hope to do A LOT of things differently. I’m not the kind of person who makes new years resolutions but these are some of things I hope to achieve in 2012;

  1. Strive to save 10% my salary every month (diligently and religiously without breaking any rules)
  2. Go on a healthy diet i.e. eat more fruits and veggies as opposed to junk
  3. Attend karate classes (seeing as I live in a neighborhood infested by sex offenders)
  4. Work to develop myself career wise
  5. Figure out what I want out of relationships
  6. Shop less 😀

OK, that’s all! Lets see what else comes along the way as 2012 progresses. I have a good feeling about 2012, its going to be a good year! Happy new year everyone!

VERSATILE BLOGGER AWARD


I was nominated for the versatile blogger award yaaaay! This came as a shock to me as a blogger with less than 10 followers 🙂 I always knew I sucked at this stuff! Anyway, thanks Ren (http://megaworthit.wordpress.com) for nominating me, I am truly humbled.

Now, to receive this award I have to list down 7 random this about me. This is going to be a hard one, so many things are random about me I cant even begin to keep track. hmmmm…

  1. I am strictly a vodka person
  2. I’m so paranoid and basically terrified of anything that takes me out of my comfort zone ranging from lizards,dogs,chicken,8-legged creatures,the dark,fire,deep sea diving, mountain climbing. This one time I went hiking @Mt. Longonot, I wasnt even quarter way up the mountain and suddenly I started feeling like I would have a heart attack or something. Bear in mind Mt. Longonot is only 8km long.
  3. I love my family more than anything though they don’t know it. I find it easier to show affection in action as opposed to saying it out loud. Infact am terrified of uttering the words “I love you”
  4. I humour my boss with sarcastic replies because I find it hard to deal with people who are always in a bad mood
  5. My favourite meal is githeri (plain boiled beans and maize). Weird huh?
  6. I always manage to find short-cuts in life. Or maybe I am just a lucky person 🙂
  7. I find British English posh and sexy and secretly wish I had an accent

That’s a little bit about me, maybe I should have a post dedicated entirely to ‘random things about me’. So here are my 15 sexy bloggers. In the short time I’ve been a blogger, I’ve truly enjoyed reading their posts and at times even borrowed a few writing tricks from them

  1. renxkyoko’s space (http://megaworthit.wordpress.com)
  2. a pretty penny (http://aprettypennyblog.com)
  3. the tale of my heart (http://justsimplyinlove.wordpress.com)
  4. the narcissist’s blog (http://narcissistsblog.wordpress.com)
  5. lafemmeroar (http://lafemmeroar.wordpress.com) “Laughing at the malfunction of the universe is better that crying about it” 🙂 she’s hilarious, you should check her out
  6. share your love story (http://shareyourlovestory.wordpress.com)
  7. soul spinster (http://soulspinster.wordpress.com)
  8. the roadside diary (http://amylleblanc.wordpress.com)
  9. midnight blurbs (http://chelseamaelim.wordpress.com)
  10. fashion notebook (http://nanciemwai.com/tag/nancie-mwai/)
  11. cafe girl chronicles (http://cafegirlchronicles.wordpress.com)
  12. dalesa nicole (http://dalesanicole.wordpress.com)
  13. girl on the contrary (http://girlonthecontrary.com/2011/11/16/catching-the-bouquet-is-ridiculous/)
  14. jonny whitlam photography (http://jonnywhitlamphotography.com)
  15. savvy kenya (http://www.savvykenya.com)

Gosh! I am horrible at this…next time I’ll do better. Thank-you for nominating me! 🙂

411:Divorce now considered an Hereditary Disorder.


This morning, someone emailed me text messages from some Classic FM discussion. Just perused through them and frankly I don’t feel sorry for any of those people..esp the one who confessed to cheating and later finding out that he’s HIV positive. hahahaha!serves her right! That’s the punishment you get for being so promiscuous. What did she expect? That she wud just have her cake n eat it. ‘Apathy’ is the best word I could use to describe my feelings towards that email. And men; its ok to be unfaithful to your wives because deadly diseases don’t exist in this time n era. Its just a plot by the government to scare Men into having one wife…in fact we live in such a safe world you don’t even have to use protection! How cool is that huh?

Ok, time to drive my message home…

What is so hard about commiting to one man/woman and staying faithful to them?? This creepy culture of Kenyan’s trying to live like Americans thinking it makes them cool is just so pathetic and retarded. On some unfortunate occasions I get the chance to listen to Classic FM. Talks of men and women complaining about their spouses. If they’re so horrible why are you still married to them anyway? Its either you find a way to solve ur problems or move on. No one enjoys listening to your rants, we also have problems of our own so grow up!

I personally don’t believe in divorce. I would rather stay single that get married only to divorce. God himself hates divorce! I also believe that the kind of problems people have in their marriages are as a result of a mistake they made in the past…and it just keeps coming back to haunt them! More like karma.But anyway,what do I know about this sh*t,my parents are not together so there’s an 100% chance that I inherited the divorce gene from them. But I choose not to make the  mistake of treating relationships casually. It beats me. If am doing it, I have to do it perfectly and make things work.

My advice is that people should think twice before messing with God/ mother nature. There are certain rules that govern relationships and the moment u decide to overstep them, your life will fail miserably. Case in point(Luo men) in as much as I come from the Luo community I dread Luo men. I sincerely hope that I never get married to one. You see these are the kind of men who cheat openly because they think they are invincible or sth. These are the men who want to have more than four wives and defy morality. These are the same kind of men who are so proud and arrogant that they believe no one can rise up to their level. They say “Luo is not just a tribe it’s a way of life” and I say crap! If they are so cool and swaggerific(cant believe I just used this retarded word) then how comes HIV/AIDS is wiping out alot of men in Luo nyanza? Think twice before you mess with mother nature and think twice before you defy the moral fabric of society.

Anyhow, I bet someone reading this post somewhere will say “what a bi*Tch!Does she always have to be so negative” Let me defend myself by saying am not negative in any sence. I am just traditional. I believe relationships should be nurtured. People should be faithful to one another.Relationships should be based on mutual trust and respect. Sex shud be more sacred and less casual.Women should respect their bodies because it is the temple of the Lord and in this way men will also respect them. Men shud learn that women are more that just looks. One shudnt get married unless they are completely sure. Divorce is a sin amd marriage is an institution to be respected.gosh!doesnt anyone remember what we were taught in Primary School? “a family is the basic unit of a society” huh? See that’s why I respect the institution of marriage so much that I wouldn’t get into it if I haven’t found the right person. My ideal kind of man is one who share the same beliefs as I. One who respects societal rules,is down to earth,sweet,sensible,fears the Lord and can play the piano. (like this guy!)Anyway, I have come to learn that such kind of men don’t exist so I stopped looking 😦

In conclusion, may you all burn in hell for defying mother nature.hehehehehe! I KEED(borrowed line) I love u guys,you are just so sensible and not promiscuous. Anyway, one thing I believe in is that God has reserved sex for marriage not cz he wants to make us miserable bt b’cz he wnts to protect our hearts 🙂 Now y’all can go ahead and b*tch about the kind of idiot I am for having such beliefs. Have a lovely weekend everyone. Remember…don’t drink and drive,instead,stay in the bar until its safe enough to walk/crawl home. I KEED! (borrowed line)